Thursday

New JOKE: Story Of a Virgin

A girl and her boyfriend were about to have sex, and the following conversation took place

Girlfriend: Honey i have never had sex before, teach me. what is it like?
Boyfriend: The best way for you to understand is for us to practice. "Let's assume your vagina is the jail cell and my penis is the prisoner
Girlfriend: Ohh! That sounds interesting
Boyfriend: Yeah it does
Girlfriend: Lets start quickly
Boyfriend: Okay, Now the prisoner is in the cell
Girlfriend: AHH! HMM! OUCH! Honey it's sweet
Boyfriend: Yes it's sweet, let us keep practicing

2 minutes later

Girlfriend: Honey the prisoner is out of his cell, please put him back in
Boyfriend: Okay, i'm putting him back
Girlfriend: AHH! Yeah
Boyfriend: You like it?
Girlfriend: Yes, but the prisoner is out again, put him in there
Boyfriend: He's in

3 minutes later

Girlfriend: Honey the prisoner is out again, put him back in
Boyfriend: Okay (Breathing heavily)
Girlfriend: Honey he is out again
Boyfriend: Baby calm down, take it easy on the prisoner it is not a death sentence 

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